What are your plans for the day?
Finish up some work here
Eat some lunch
Catch a movie; either The Purge 2, or Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Catch up with some friends over drinks+fried chicken
Gotta get a head start on asking cus girls be on dat hunt for yummy men like u mm mm mm lemme take you on a church date and read you 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
You hecka cute, you hecka fine. Will you be my valentine?
how do you plan to win her over?
pull out my wicked dance moves. duh.
if i saw you walking towards me at night, i would think you're coming to rape me. but i'd totally let you.
this is so wrong. but one of the funnier messages i’ve gotten this year. thank you.